|for @drdonaldcrouton|

Felix poked the prone body of his sleeping roommate, Ryan Alexander, as he hibernated through the rest of the day. Even if it was a month before school started and only 4 students have arrived, it was still unecessary for Ryan to sleep 17 hours a day and then stay up all night bugging the crap out of Felix and whoever roomed next door. Since Ryan explained his multiple personalities during their first introductions, Felix tried to avoid Ryan whenever he was acting a bit weird, but most of the time (like now, for example) Ryan was snoozing on his grubby school mattress. 

Ryan felt someone poking him on the shoulder. He groaned and said,

"Go back to bed."
Felix replied,

"Ryan, it's me, we have club sign-ups today. It's time to get up."

"Who? Felix? Where am I right now?" he said, keeping his eyes shut the whole time. Felix noticed his new roommate's British accent, which had not been there when they met. Ryan's eyes snapped open. He sat up quickly and turned only his head to face the annoying person,

"Have we met? And how long have I been here?" Felix stuttered a couple times before answering,

"Uh, um. I, I'm Felix. We're roommates. I talked to you, or I think you when you first got here three days ago. You've been sleeping most of the time since then." Felix let out a weak chuckle, "Hehe, you must have been pretty tired." Ryan stared back at him blankly and then muttered to himself,

"Huh, I wondered what Caspar was doing that whole time." Felix, now even more confused, said,

"Caspar? Who's that?" Ryan realized that Felix had no idea what was going on. He proceeded to explain his multiple personalities disorder again, and added more about his current personality, 

"Caspar is just the name that I use to refer to that personality. In my dreams, I can catch glimpses of what happened while Caspar or Calvin, the third me, were awake. Have you met Calvin? He's quite the uptight gentlemen." Felix was still thrown off by the seemingly fake British accent,

"No, I don't think so." Ryan sprung up out of blankets and rushed into the closet. He came out fully covered in a trench coat and a scarf.

"Alright, shall we go to the "club sign-ups?"